Whats the most "Dynamic" car?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/27/2017 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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I checked out the new Cayenne site and found this

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5 finds on the main page for word “dynamic”. “ctrl” “F” or “command” “F” finds words on a page (if you didn’t know). Who can beat Porsche with 5?


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 12:39

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So thats the new Maxima? 5 door sports car.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 12:39

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If you flip to the features tab on the 2018 Camry, Ctrl+F shows 12 results! I need to get back to work. haha

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Milky
10/27/2017 at 12:39

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Yup, Nissan going all in with the crossover craze.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
10/27/2017 at 12:40

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SO DYNAMIC!


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 12:43

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“The all-new 2.5 liter Dynamic Force 4-cylinder” (!!) You can’t make this stuff up. Well, I guess you can if you are in marketing.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 12:59

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Whatever is currently available at this dealer .


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 13:00

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Chevy SS has Zero dynamic

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/27/2017 at 13:02

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How much less dynamic can it get? None. None less dynamic.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 13:02

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nothing is more dynamic than a 93 aspire


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 13:08

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As a rule I believe you should always believe the opposite of what marketing tells you about a car. It’s not perfect but it’ll approach reality a lot better than the marketing text.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > duurtlang
10/27/2017 at 13:12

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As a marketer I can’t disagree. I typically find that the harder the specs are to find, and the more wordy the marketing, the less I trust the thing.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > HammerheadFistpunch
10/27/2017 at 13:18

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It is just too good for dynamic. It us ultradynamic